THE MUSINGS OF A MENTALIST


Mohammad Asif Druggie Drunkard
June 3, 2008, 11:14 pm
Filed under: Bugging Me

Aaaaa…when you finally get used to the Shoaib Akhtar dramas taking a break from the ‘BREAKING NEWS’ bulletins, another wannabe hot-shot goes and lands himself in a pile of poop. Y oh y do we have such retards representing our nation who are definately and outstandingly one of the best cricket teams in the universe. Nai nai they don’t give a damn!

Asif, u shud be kikd out of the team permanently. Enough is enough. Im sik of all the leniency towards the superstars these days..and if you dont know about Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse’s shennanigans then where on God’s green earth have you been for the past agesss! 😛 Kik him out kik him out!! I mean he was reportedly drink and aggressive too…could you give ur team and the rest of the world any worse an image. I can’t remember any recent instance in which any other international cricketer has been under the spotlight for bad behaviour..unless you count the Monty Panesar and Australian cricketer racist taunt issue thingy. Clearly, Asif, one of your druggie friends tipped off the airport about your illegal and haraam ways and all i can say is ‘stuuuuupid maaaan!!!!’

Anywhoo, make examples of these twats because to be honest there are so many talented youngsters out there who deserve a better chance to razzle dazzle Pakistan and bring the team back to its glorified form.

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Silly Intimidating Security Man
January 15, 2007, 5:51 pm
Filed under: Bugging Me

when you r alredi confused..y do others attempt to further confuse you. i mean whatz the sense in that huh?? ~ tis just sumthing which peeves me off!!

got in2 an argument with a security man @ my uni. realli was a stupid man, although well built, immensely tall nd patronising. left my prime minister suit in class nd sum1 had taken it down 2 reception. im like in an absolute hurry and hez being so carefree and casual about it. im describing it as fully as i can nd he wants further proof..the jackass!! in the end i managed to get it out of him. he took down all my details nd annoyed me further. silly man!!



Arrr Arrr
January 15, 2007, 10:20 am
Filed under: Bugging Me

Damn my university!! Once agen they f*** up with the timetable and my lecture is on next Monday insted of today. I have been up since 6 am 4 no bloody reason. The same thing happened to me last Monday. Grrrr grrrr. Y r sum institutions so incompetent!!!



No Going Back…
January 13, 2007, 4:15 pm
Filed under: Bugging Me

The last two days have been hella crazy and I have no one 2 blame but myself. Have been at my all time low for the last 2 months and hav totally screwed up with my studies. One shouldn’t just bottle up their feelings…it’s just hard to talk about these things. However, a new year to open up and get across how I really feel. To all those who know my identity, please keep it to yourselves as I prefer to stay cosy under my covers and prefer not to be looked upon with scrutiny by the mothers, fathers, aunty-jees and uncle-jees of this world.

Leave me be as I remain forever yours,

icedmocha