THE MUSINGS OF A MENTALIST


Mohammad Asif Druggie Drunkard
June 3, 2008, 11:14 pm
Filed under: Bugging Me

Aaaaa…when you finally get used to the Shoaib Akhtar dramas taking a break from the ‘BREAKING NEWS’ bulletins, another wannabe hot-shot goes and lands himself in a pile of poop. Y oh y do we have such retards representing our nation who are definately and outstandingly one of the best cricket teams in the universe. Nai nai they don’t give a damn!

Asif, u shud be kikd out of the team permanently. Enough is enough. Im sik of all the leniency towards the superstars these days..and if you dont know about Pete Doherty and Amy Winehouse’s shennanigans then where on God’s green earth have you been for the past agesss! 😛 Kik him out kik him out!! I mean he was reportedly drink and aggressive too…could you give ur team and the rest of the world any worse an image. I can’t remember any recent instance in which any other international cricketer has been under the spotlight for bad behaviour..unless you count the Monty Panesar and Australian cricketer racist taunt issue thingy. Clearly, Asif, one of your druggie friends tipped off the airport about your illegal and haraam ways and all i can say is ‘stuuuuupid maaaan!!!!’

Anywhoo, make examples of these twats because to be honest there are so many talented youngsters out there who deserve a better chance to razzle dazzle Pakistan and bring the team back to its glorified form.

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COKE DOPE
June 2, 2008, 4:01 am
Filed under: A Mochaz Life

I think I’ve severely overdosed on Coke. I need to pee real bad every 5 mins and feel like my systems gonna puke up everywhere…nice!



Life would be so much better if we just adhered to these simple messages
June 1, 2008, 1:23 pm
Filed under: Fotografi

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As I passed through Leicester Square, I came across this message written by a peace protester on the pavement of Trafalgar Square in London



A simple thanx…yet thanx is never enough.
May 30, 2008, 12:12 am
Filed under: A Mochaz Life

This past year, I’ve been coping with a couple of personal problems which brought me to a state of neglect and mild depression. Nope, i didn’t fall in love and didn’t have my heart broken…but nice try guys!

Khair, during my phase of becoming ice-queen, I learnt to appreciate myself better and that instead of pushing people away, at the end of the day u don’t just hurt them but u end up gnawing at a part of urself too. It’s not worth it! I realise that now… magar, I did learn that u can truly only trust those special persons that catch ur eye like diamonds in the dust. I thank Allah S.W.T for granting me my ‘diamond’…they’re expensive and so hard to come by.

Dear Diamond,

Sparkle as you do,

Let me awe by your side.

Wherever you may go,

Keep me warm; keep me alive.

p.s. the funny thing is that this post was supposed to be about my new-found hobby of cooking. I forgot how easy it is for ones mind to drift when jotting their thoughts…there are so many things I want to say…there’s always tomorrow rite…Inshallah! See you then xx

 



Yo-yo springy wingy wham bang bang
May 28, 2008, 8:47 pm
Filed under: A Mochaz Life

Lollll!! Thats exactly how i feel guys!! Greetings to all who are absent-mindedly reading this for I have notified none par from my heavily pregnant acquaintance who happened to steer me back into this direction…don’t worry you are unnamed and i’m shhhhing!

Hiiiiiii 2 all! New and old…nayay aur puranay… Yes its me bak in the world of blogging. I have wireless now..I can sit here all nite penning away and catching up on all your lives. I can’t believe its been precisely one year and three months since my last post…I didn’t even inform you of my longgg break…I never knew it’d be this long. My apologies to those who have missed me. God, aren’t you getting bored reading this…I’m getting a cramp in my left hand and im not even using it to type (stupid piece of….).

Its Wednesday the 28th. The weather in London is currently cloudy, depressing and rainy, but I, the mentalist am in a jovial mood…why u ask?? im bak! duhhhh!

I don’t no wot else to write now…erm keep checking back for updates and well i dont think i’m leavin u anytime soon…i mean im on a 3 month holiday and being bored out of my brains, ive got nothin better 2 do than sit here and bore your brains. Enjoy!!..or turn away and never visit me again…

With love xx



Catch You!!
February 27, 2007, 11:35 pm
Filed under: Lyrical Geniuses

Can’t seem to get this 1 out of my hed. Ooo nd the videoz kinda cool nd freaky 2! N.B. apologies that the lyriks r all stuk together..wordpress is doin funny things 2day..

The morning paper
Look in the mirror
On your key chain
Or in the coffee spoon

On your shirt sleeve
In the flat-screen
In your mailbox
Breathing over you

Come on baby, when will you see
That you and I were meant to be
And now I got my target on track
Baby you should know that

I’m so good at that

Run to where you want, run to where you want
I am gonna find you
There aint no distance far enough
My love’s gonna find you
Run to where you want, run to where you want
One day I’ll remind you
There aint no engine fast enough
My love’s gonna catch you

In your top drawer
In your cheque book
On your cellphone
By your easy-chair
In the next room
Behind the curtain
Can’t escape me
I’m watching everywhere

Come on baby, when will you see
‘Cause you and I were meant to be
And now I got my target on track
Baby you should know that
 

I‘m so good at that

Run to where you want
Run to where you want
I am gonna find you
There aint no distance far enough
My love’s gonna find you

Run to where you want, run to where you want
One day I’ll remind you
There aint no engine fast enough
My love’s gonna catch you

Why waste your energy
No point in fighting
Let you heart surrender to your destiny

And this world’s not big enough
For you to hide for long
In this game of hide and seek
There’s nowhere left to run

Run to where you want, run to where you want
I am gonna find you
There aint no distance far enough
My love’s gonna find you

Run to where you want, run to where you want
One day I’ll remind you
There aint no engine fast enough
My love’s gonna catch you

Catch You, Catch You, Catch You, catch you, catch you, catch you, catch you, catch you!   ~Sophie Ellis Bextor (Catch You) 



What goes around, goes around, goes around, comes all the way back around?
February 24, 2007, 4:04 pm
Filed under: A Mochaz Life, Memories/Reflections

This is the third track to be released from JT’s FutureSex/Lovesounds album..nd once again..another fabulouso offering from the man. I needed a lil cheering up so had this comforting me 2 sleep last nite. Yes, I’m okay..nothing to worry about. I’m just lost in the lull of  falling in love and unsure of its outcome. If you get a chance..this is a soft number..nd definately worth a listen. lovies xx

Hey girl, is he everything you wanted in a man?
You know I gave you the world
You had me in the palm of your hand
So why your love went away
I just can’t seem to understand
Thought it was me and you babe
Me and you until the end
But I guess I was wrong
Don’t want to think about it
Don’t want to talk about it
I’m just so sick about it
Can’t believe it’s ending this way
Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it
I just can’t do without ya
Tell me is this fair?
Is this the way it’s really going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should’ve known better when you came around
That you were gonna make me cry
It’s breaking my heart to watch you run around
‘Cause I know that you’re living a lie
That’s okay baby ’cause in time you will find…

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

Now girl, I remember everything that you claimed
You said that you were moving on now
And maybe I should do the same
Funny thing about that is
I was ready to give you my name
Thought it was me and you, babe
And now, it’s all just a shame
And I guess I was wrong

Don’t want to think about it
Don’t want to talk about it
I’m just so sick about it
Can’t believe it’s ending this way
Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it
I just can’t do without ya
Can you tell me is this fair?

Is this the way things are going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should’ve known better when you came around (should’ve known better that you were gonna make me cry)
That you were going to make me cry
Now it’s breaking my heart to watch you run around
‘Cause I know that you’re living a lie
That’s okay baby ’cause in time you will find

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

What goes around comes around
Yeah
What goes around comes around
You should know that
What goes around comes around
Yeah
What goes around comes around
You should know that

Don’t want to think about it (no)
Don’t want to talk about it
I’m just so sick about it
Can’t believe it’s ending this way
Just so confused about it
Feeling the blues about it (yeah)
I just can’t do without ya
Tell me is this fair?

Is this the way things are going down?
Is this how we say goodbye?
Should’ve known better when you came around (should’ve known better that you were gonna make me cry)
That you were going to make me cry
Now it’s breaking my heart to watch you run around
‘Cause I know that you’re living a lie
But that’s okay baby ’cause in time you will find

What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around
What goes around, goes around, goes around
Comes all the way back around

[Comes Around interlude:]

Let me paint this picture for you, baby

You spend your nights alone
And he never comes home
And every time you call him
All you get’s a busy tone
I heard you found out
That he’s doing to you
What you did to me
Ain’t that the way it goes

You cheated girl
My heart bleeds girl
So it goes without saying that you left me feeling hurt
Just a classic case
A scenario
Tale as old as time
Girl you got what you deserved

And now you want somebody
To cure the lonely nights
You wish you had somebody
That could come and make it right

But girl I ain’t somebody with a lot of sympathy
You’ll see

(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told ya, hey
(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told ya, hey
(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told ya, hey
(What goes around comes back around)
I thought I told ya, hey

[laughs]
See?
You should’ve listened to me, baby
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Because
(What goes around comes back around)
[laughs]